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Terrorism Diarrhea
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If you're in your car, and you feel a juicy fart
Find a Mickey D's fast, before it slides down your thigh
Hurry, before you're the victim of a diarrhea drive-by!!!
Squeezed out by Jimmy's Boy on 11/19/2000
Diagnosis is Terrorism
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Eat my shit and drink my piss
Lick the puss in my wounds
And pray for your death soon
Squeezed out by aw on 02/08/2001
Diagnosis is Terrorism
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Saadam Hussein has an underwear stain
The UN's commentary gave him guilty dysentery!
Diarrhea... Hide your bombs!...diarrhea
Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 06/03/2000
Diagnosis is Terrorism
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I wipe my ass with my hand
I wipe my ass with my hand
Smell it!
Squeezed out by Arab on 04/23/2001
Diagnosis is Terrorism
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Upon the witness stand she sobs, her once-coiffed hair now hangs in globs
"It was he who committed this crime most heinous! He stalked me first, then attacked with his anus!"
Diarrhea... no one's safe... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 12/29/2000
Diagnosis is Terrorism
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When your sittin' on a Jon and smell somethin' wrong
Be a MAN! Use your hand!
Diarrhea... squish!....squirt!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by RumbleTum on 01/10/2001
Diagnosis is Terrorism
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When Sadam Husein
Farts out his brain
Diarrhea...Nuclear war.. diarrhea
Squeezed out by Kyle Bakhtin on 03/14/2000
Diagnosis is Terrorism
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Peace and Goodwill will never reign,
While my botty's makin' stains.
Diarrhea.. multiple volleys.. diarrhea
Squeezed out by richeytastic! on 02/19/2000
Diagnosis is Terrorism
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When you make a building blow
Your ass lets out a load
Diarrhea... KAAABBOOOOOMMMM... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Tricky Wolf on 09/27/1999
Diagnosis is Terrorism
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My friend put diarrhea in my shampoo bottle
She thought it would make me more like a model
Little did she know, it just made me wattle
Squeezed out by STG on 01/11/2000
Diagnosis is Terrorism
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When Toms on the internet chattin
And he feels his butcheeks aflappin
Diarrhea cheak your pants diarrhea
Squeezed out by Dukeo2 on 11/02/2000
Diagnosis is Terrorism
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When you drink too many beers
And your poop's so hot it sears!
Diarrhea... sizzle sizzle... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Brendan and Leslie on 03/11/2001
Diagnosis is Terrorism
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Gosh will someone please help me, you see i have a problem, my ass is all pimply and hairy and when i sit on the shitter, my ass hurts from the zits
Please have a heart, help out a pimply assed man
Squeezed out by Mikey D A.K.A. Dillio on 04/30/2000
Diagnosis is Terrorism
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As you start to take a shower
You feel some atomic power
Diarrhea... watch out Hiroshima!
Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 02/16/2000
Diagnosis is Terrorism
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