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Rhyme Diagnosis: Chemistry Diarrhea

When you're weighing out Molybdenum,
And from your ass an odor comes,
Diarrhea... #42... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/26/1999
Diagnosis is Chemistry
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When your sittin on the john
And you feel something running down your nylon
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Kim on 10/31/1999
Diagnosis is Chemistry
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While you're mixing in a flask
And liquids' shooting out your ass
Diarrhea... stir stir stir... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Bripirate on 09/21/1999
Diagnosis is Chemistry
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When to your friend you confide,
Their pants reek of hydrogen sulfide.
Diarrhea... H2S... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/26/1999
Diagnosis is Chemistry
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When you're mixing sulfuric acid,
And it doesn't seem too placid
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Retodd on 02/27/2001
Diagnosis is Chemistry
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While working with the sodium
You're gulping down immodium
Diarrhea... sip sip sip... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Julie C. on 10/11/1999
Diagnosis is Chemistry
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Einstein knew not what to do
Until he experimented with poo
"Now THAT is some intriguing goo!"
Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000
Diagnosis is Chemistry
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When you use the centrifuge
And the ammonium sulfide makes you splooge
Diarrhea..Oh MY GOD THAT REEKS... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Maggie B. on 03/22/2001
Diagnosis is Chemistry
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When you dont know the valence,
Cause your rectum lost its patience.
Diarrhea... Nernst equation... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/26/1999
Diagnosis is Chemistry
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I noticed that ryme was posted by john clark
I wonder if it was
The same john clark i went to high school with
Squeezed out by christopher on 03/19/2001
Diagnosis is Chemistry
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When you're working with a beaker
And your bowels become weaker
Diarrhea... crash zing pow
Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 02/03/2001
Diagnosis is Chemistry
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If you look down from washing beakers
And there's a puddle at your sneakers
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by BriPirate on 09/21/1999
Diagnosis is Chemistry
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When you're working with amonia
And you descreet an unpleasant aroma
Diarrhea... cha cha cha ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Blair on 09/26/1999
Diagnosis is Chemistry
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