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Traveling Diarrhea
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I went to spain
And did it on the plane
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by sukanya on 09/25/1999
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When Your diving down the road
And you feel something explode
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Melanie on 10/20/2000
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Just couldn't find a parking spot?
Now your Porsha smells like rot!
Diarrhea... unloading ...diarrhea
Squeezed out by Hairy Ballerina on 10/29/1999
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When you're driving on the skyway
And the other sides to far away
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by watcho on 02/17/2000
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When you driving in the car
And your ass won't put on the brakes
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by chris weeks on 12/24/2000
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When you're drivin' in your Chevy
And you're pants are feelin heavy
Diarrhea...Vroom vroom ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Blair on 09/26/1999
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When you're drivin in your car,
And you feel somthing bizarre,
Diarrhea... squirt squirt... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Zander Dubois on 05/13/2001
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When you flying in a plane
And you feel a real strain
Diarrhea... Uh Huh... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Donny P on 10/04/1999
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If you're waiting for a bus
And your poopchute starts to gush
Diarrhea hold your hat out diarrhea
Squeezed out by mrs. Whipple on 06/14/2000
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If you drink the water in Panama
Then you won't need an enema
Diarrhea... who's your daddy?... diarrhea
Squeezed out by G. Love on 05/25/2001
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When you're reading in the train
And your fart just felt like rain
Diarrhea... CHOO CHOO... diarrhea
Squeezed out by CHURRIA on 02/15/2000
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When your walken through the snow
& you think you gonna blow
Diarrhea... boom splat pow. diarrhea
Squeezed out by katie bradley on 10/03/1999
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Felt a little cramp
It exited from my off-ramp
Diarrhea..Go with the flow..diarrhea
Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/24/2000
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In Finnish, onion is called SIPULI
Which sometimes causes RIPULI
You may guess what that MEANS, I'm not gonna spill the BEANS!
Squeezed out by Pontus from Suomi/Finland on 02/23/2000
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If your riding in a bike
And you hear something strike
Diarrhea... ppppppppp..diarrhea
Squeezed out by jeremiah on 10/05/1999
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I was flyin' on Southwest...
Left the bathroom in a mess...
Diarrhea... buh by, buh by, buy by... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Chingatch on 07/02/2000
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When you are driving in your car
And out your butt it looks like tar!
Diarrhea... start your engine... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Loden on 10/04/1999
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Mexico, what a vacation spot!
It helps my juice run out my butt
Diarrhea... pass that water... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/04/1999
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So this one time I was in a helicopter
And I shat myself
The memory haunts my dreams
Squeezed out by A Special Seat for Mikey on 02/08/2001
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When your driving in your vette
And your shorts feel all wet
Diarrhea... vroom vroom vroom... diarrhea
Squeezed out by mudd on 02/19/2000
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When you're driving in the car ,
And out comes a hershey bar,
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by diaz and chuck on 10/09/1999
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I got stopped by a cop
And felt a sudden pop
Diarrhea... let me go ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Amber on 12/26/1999
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I pushed and heard a burst
Out flew sauerkraut and wurst
Diarrhea... kommt aus Deutschland!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 05/18/2000
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When you're sittin in the chevy
And your pants are gettin heavy...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by nate the great on 01/14/2001
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While drivin' in your Kia,
The beans are gettin' too ya,
Diarrhea... KIA Kia kia... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Chingatch on 07/02/2000
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When ya drivi'n in ya vett
And ya feel something wet
Diarrhea... drip drip drip... diarrhea
Squeezed out by the behemoth on 09/29/1999
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When your flying in a jet,
And you feel something wet
Diarrhea... KAPOWW!.. diarrhea
Squeezed out by Evan Curry xxx 4 life on 12/09/1999
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When you're in an elevator
And out comes brown mashed potatoe
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by The Guru on 02/29/2000
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When Your stompin on the gas,
And your ass lets loose a blast!
Diarrhea, Jeff Gordon Sucks! Diarrhea
Squeezed out by EviL_DoKtoR on 03/07/2000
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When ya drivin' in the chevy
And ya feel somthing heavy
Diarrhea... bang bang bang...diarrhea
Squeezed out by the behemoth on 09/29/1999
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I was hovering in Turkey
When out my ass slid a slurpee
Diarrhea... on my ankles... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 05/18/2000
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When you're ridin' in your 'Vette,
Suddenly, your undies are thick and wet
Diarrhea... vroooooom!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Cps000 on 10/28/1999
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When youre sitting in a Chevy,
And you feel something heavy,
Diarrhea... cruise control.... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Carmen Cooley on 09/20/1999
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When your ass has got a rash
Youu try scratching it on the dash
Diarrhea... honk honk ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Joec on 11/17/1999
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When you're drining in a loop
And you feel alittle poop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by anus on 10/03/1999
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When you're in the mini-van
And can't make it to the can
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Nathan Blackmon on 11/15/1999
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If I ever get lost, i'll find my way
I just follow the brown path I made today
- Diarrhea is here to stay -
Squeezed out by WAP + PIE on 01/13/2000
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When your sittin on a boat
And you see somthin float
Diarrhea...Huge floater... diarrhea
Squeezed out by seth hall on 07/06/2000
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Diarrhea ryhmes
Are
My life!!
Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
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When your flying on a plane
All pants colours are the same
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by tracy soon to be flyer! on 02/03/2001
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When your sittin' in your ford and poop dribbles out as long as a christmas tree cord
Be sure to clean it up or you will take off the paint
Diarrhea... drive it hard... diarrhea
Squeezed out by brayita on 01/22/2000
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When you're going down the road
And then your Butt Explodes,
Diarrhea... *pffrrt*pffrrt* ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by guilty on 05/14/2000
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When you're driving down the road
And you feel a heavy load
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by wonderwoman on 09/24/1999
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Munching broccoli in my Saab
Sensing an odiferous blob
Diarrhea... drive it home!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 05/25/2000
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When you riding in your new Viper
And you know you should've worn a diper
Diarrhea... got a wiper?... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999
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When you're driving from Virginia
And all comes out that was in ya
Diarrhea... umpf umpf... diarrhea
Squeezed out by laura on 09/03/1999
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When your car has been reared
And your ass has grown a beard
Diarrhea... dirty anal... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Davis on 05/21/2000
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When you're on a plane to Germany
And you're feeling fecal urgency
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by laura on 10/26/1999
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The airplane is landing
And your neighbour's bending
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Orchid on 10/04/1999
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When your flying into france
And you ruin your new pants
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by buddy harrison buddy10@frontiernet.net on 04/28/2000
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When your walking down the street
And you fall to your feet
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by chris weeks on 05/26/2000
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When you're driving in a Datsun
And your poop cooks in the hot sun
Diarrhea.Vroom..Vroom.Vroom. diarrhea
Squeezed out by Timothy P. on 02/11/2000
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When the path you choose is soft and brown
Let caution reign, lest you fall down
Diarrhea... watch your step... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Bern on 10/30/1999
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When your drivin' in your car
And the bathroom's way too far
Diarrhea... here it comes... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Bethany on 12/14/1999
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When you're drivin in your car
Just do it in a jar
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by the drug store cowboy on 02/24/2000
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France PANTS, DANCE DANCE DANCE,
Oh CRUD,I FARRRRTED
Diarrhea... DARN IT ALLTO HECK,... diarrhea
Squeezed out by JENNAMEW on 07/21/2000
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When your driveing your kart
And you hear something fart
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by rich316 on 01/16/2000
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Leaving tracks all over town
That are stinky, wet and brown.
Diarrhea... scrape your shoes... diarrhea
Squeezed out by thomasg on 03/07/2000
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Poop with wheels is my favorite kind of poop.
I take my wheely poop to the race track.
At the end of the day I know it was all worth the effort.
Squeezed out by a special seat for mikey on 03/21/2001
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